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You found us. You read the address off somebody's back, and here you are.
The Flavours
Four on the menu, one in the freezer. Every tee is £25.00, printed when you order it, with the address on the front and on both sleeves.
Back view: plain, with the sleeve mark on both sleeves.
Sleeve mark, about 3.25 in wide on each sleeve.
The Flavours / Beaver Butt
Beaver Butt
Hard-working, flat-tailed, and not shy about it.
£25.00
Our flagship. A cheerful beaver with a wink, a strawberry cone and a very respectable rear. Built for pub gardens and school gates alike.
Colour Vanilla (natural)
Size Size guide
Where the design goes
Checkout is not open yet, so nothing can be bought.
Printed to orderNothing sits in a warehouse. Your tee is printed after you order it.
Dispatch Indicative2 to 5 working days from the nearest print facility.
The teeUnisex crew neck, soft cotton. Final blank to be confirmed.
Returns14 days to change your mind. See Returns.
How it works
We print every shirt when it is ordered, at a facility in the UK or the US, whichever is nearer to you. The timings below are indicative while we pick our print partner.
Pick
Choose a flavour, a colour and a size. Front or back is up to you.
We print it to order in the UK or the US.Indicative
Post
It leaves within 2 to 5 working days.Indicative
Wear it out
Someone reads your shirt, laughs a beat late, and types in the address.
The Parlour RulesCheeky, never crude.
- Grown-up jokes, innocent pictures. The name does the winking.
- Every name is a real animal. If it isn't in a field guide, we don't print it.
- If your nan wouldn't laugh, we don't print it.
Size guide
A relaxed unisex fit. These measurements are indicative until we confirm the blank tee, so treat them as a guide rather than a promise.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest, 2.5 cm below the armpits. Double it to compare with your chest.
| Size | Fits chest | Garment width (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34 to 37 in (86 to 94 cm) | 18 in (46 cm) | 28 in (71 cm) |
| M | 38 to 41 in (97 to 104 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) |
| L | 42 to 45 in (107 to 114 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) |
| XL | 46 to 49 in (117 to 124 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 to 53 in (127 to 135 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
| 3XL | 54 to 57 in (137 to 145 cm) | 28 in (71 cm) | 33 in (84 cm) |
Indicative. Garment width is measured flat, armpit to armpit. Final figures follow the chosen blank.
Four friends, one silly afternoon
Wannalick started with four of us around a table in Suffolk, a pot of tea and a daft idea: what if the animals on a seaside postcard were in on the joke?
An afternoon of bad puns later we had a beaver, a seabird, a Silkie rooster, a whale and a cat who is currently cooling off in the freezer. We make the shirts we would wear to the pub, and we hope you get asked about yours.
Si
Shelley
Becky
Jem
Hear when something leaves the freezer
New flavours, the odd restock, nothing else. One email when there is news.